Welcome to the Nu Frontier where the brudders of da force spill the beans from galaxies far far away...
This essential guide is meant to educate and share very insightful information to all who crave for substantial but deep knowledge of The Force.
Folks will find this useful when they watch all 6 episodes, as important notes can be applied to each film and you can boast off your knowledge to friends while sharing such valuable information ; ) Real handy for trivia or pop quizzes.
Been a long time coming for the landing page. I didn't have to think very hard on what to feature next as this is one bad ass Space Gangster, Bounty Hunter and sole survivor of the Sarlacc Pit…Yeah you guessed it, it's none other than Mr Fett, Boba Phatt!! Yeah you gotta say it with that cramped up face YO! BOBA PHATT!
Ok now that we feel comfy and into da groove with the Phatness, let's delve deeper into his character and profile. What I am about to explain is pretty rare information and cannot be found in the Star Wars Databank or Wookieepedia. In fact, not even George knows about this as I got first hand information from his cousin-in-law when he emailed to me at the landing page asking for more questions about locating "Jawas" as he wanted to sell off his VHS player and rocking chair, so one thing led to another and we ended up trading news about Boba who was his relative.
Boba as you saw him in A.O.T.C (Episode 2) was about 9 years old, and if you notice the movie carefully, he portrayed a type of grumpiness not usually found in children of that age. That super grumpy downer face probably explains why he had to don a mask just like his dad Jango - his dad also has that grumpy look rite? Sometimes I wonder if George did the wrong casting for Jango and Boba as they seemed to have come out from movies like Apocolypto or Windtalkers.
Now observing his costume, cargo pants and weapons, we all know he probably is da coolest cat around and a Phatt one at that! If fans out there of Mr. Phatt can't seem to get enough and would like to own a piece of him, not to fret as Japanese Toy Maker Medicom released about a year ago a 12 inch figure guaranteed to make you drool.
First up is the pocket stitching ( I wonder what kind of machines or dwarfs they employ in Japan!?) but all I can say is, its just sick lah.. I think the workmanship quality is in comparison to luxury brands like Gucci and Chanel.
Then comes the tools that fit, I mean a real snug fit into both the shin pockets. Sometimes I wonder what those tools are for, and his cousin-in-law explained that the saw looking instrument was one that Boba would personally use to saw off heads from those who called him grumpy. Now that is one mean Bounty Hunter!!!
As for the 3 locks of hair, hanging by his right shoulder pad, most of you would proclaim it to be his prized Wookie hunts, but actually it was taken from his 3 former chicks whom he just couldn't forgive himself for, as he also sawed off their heads - yeah u guessed it - for calling him Grumpy! Phoawww can u begin to dig this real Bad Ass Phatt Hunter!?!
To sum up Bobba in one single page here, is just pure injustice as I can go on and on and on.. As a musical tribute to the meanest Bounty Hunter in the galaxy, "Gangsta Shit" by DJ CAM has got to be the ticket folks! So best advice is go get the toy, wack the tune on the background and start feelin grumpy! ; )
